Up all night to get Hockey; the puffed-up reputation of Smokin’ Joe.

During my internship at a certain independent online publication last month, I was asked by one of the editors if I could track down some clue as to the whereabouts of our beloved Treasurer. It was the first week of a new, unpredictable Senate and Joe Hockey was nowhere to be seen, having taken a “well-deserved break” from trying to sell the Federal Budget to an increasingly hostile public.

“No problem,” I quipped, desperate to please, “I’ll just look for the cloud of smoke.”

Looking back, it was a cheap shot. Why shouldn’t Mr Hockey be allowed to savour a fine cigar in the privacy of the Parliament grounds without being labelled a pampered fatcat by every hypocrite with an autocue? Not that it mattered – the editor was probably halfway back to her desk before I managed to get the words out.

Now, of course, it’s almost impossible to imagine a cartoon of Smokin’ Joe Hockey without a fat Cuban crammed between his teeth, thumbs rammed deep into his fobs while his chauffeur lights up a hundred dollar note. This caricature, absurd though it may be, illustrates a fundamental truth that must be drilled into everyone pursuing public office: the most damaging gaffes are not the ones that shatter our image of a politician, but those that confirm it.

Source: Channel Nine News.
Source: Channel Nine News.

As Amanda Vanstone pointed out in The Age this morning, Joe Hockey is hardly the first politician to enjoy a cheeky stogie between sittings. Why, then, is this minor piece of mockery being mentioned in the same breath as more egregious errors of judgement, such as his recently stated – and belatedly recanted – belief that poor people don’t drive?

Politicians live and die by their image. American presidential hopeful Mitt Romney suffered from the same image problem – although arguably more justified – as Hockey; that he was yet another out of touch blue-blood too caught up in his own privilege to understand the struggles facing average Americans. His infamous “47%” gaffe may have killed any hope he had of making it to the White House, but it was the litany of ill-judged comments and upper-class stuff-ups that set the former governor of Massachussets up for his abrupt fall.

Men like Clive Palmer, for whom every front page is a victory and every viral interview another million saved on advertising, embrace and even cultivate the popular image that builds up around them like a pearl around shit.

But for Joe Hockey, dancing triumphantly before releasing the toughest budget in decades, lying on a beach in Fiji while Tony Abbott desperately tried to repeal the carbon tax on his own terms, puffing away on his cigar while preaching a budget crisis…

For THAT Joe Hockey, these so-called minor gaffes may see his dreams of becoming prime minister going up in smoke.

2 responses to “Up all night to get Hockey; the puffed-up reputation of Smokin’ Joe.”

  1. Refreshing to see a diplomatic approach to the topic Paul. After all, we’re all humans. I would like to think anyone has the right to clip one without the media hooha – even Mr Hockey. Just too bad for him he fits the mould so well and is very vulnerable to jest from all sides. It is easy to paint him as a sly dealer (godfather type figure) pursuing what the select few see as right for “team Australia”.

    And you summed it up well by saying that the most damaging gaffes confirm not shatter our image of a politician.

    I was watching Clive Palmer on Q & A tonight and he indeed confirmed his image through his comments and, of course, his image. And I think the audience response reflected this.

    I found this quote from the link you shared particularly confounding and I couldn’t help thinking it was insincere. Probably because I had the boss cigar image in my head the whole time:

    “But it’s more upsetting for those people in the community. So I want to make it perfectly clear to the community that if there’s any suggestion that I don’t care about you or that I have evil intent toward you, I want to say that couldn’t be further from the truth and I’m sorry for the hurt.”

  2. It’s interesting how we define our politicians around “image” – Joe Hockey has really copped it since the May budget announcements. To compare his image to last year, he was almost a sort of poster boy for the Liberal party, this kind of well liked, larrikan figure.

    I completely agree that he’s not done too well for his image with the cigar “gaffe” and now the massive backtrack he did this week with his comments around vehicles and that poor people can’t afford cars!

    I personally don’t think the cigar changes my opinion of him. It’s in the same boat as when K-rudd was leaked in that unfortunate Youtube video, or the time he spent an evening at a NYC strip club!

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